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Thursday, May 14, 2009

"American Gladiators"to Become a Movie


Based on the hit TV series American Gladiators, a movie coming.

“The film will be based on the TV show that first aired in 1988 and has been on the air every year except one during the past 20 years. Most recently, NBC aired a primetime installment in 2008,” Variety said.

The goal is to create an action story that takes place inside the world Ferraro has created. They better come up with one hell of a script if they really want to get the people excited. Former Legendary Pictures chief marketing officer Scott Mednick is producing American Gladiators. This is like telling me there is going to be a WWE movie, I really not excited about this is any way.

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Wednesday, May 13, 2009

One Tree Hill Episode Recap: "Forever and Almost Always"


The Lucas and Peyton wedding has arrived and in true Tree Hill fashion, there are a few bumps along the way.


Peyton and Brooke share a tearful moment as the bride-to-be asks her best friend to take care of Lucas if anything happens to her. Brooke immediately breaks down.


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Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Real Housewives of New Jersey


Real Housewives fans, Brace yourselves, couse of the Jersey girls have arrived — and they aren't holding back on the drama.

After Bravo's highly-rated series preview aired back in April, many viewers are expecting The Real Housewives of New Jersey (Tuesday at 11 pm/ET) to be something out of The Sopranos. But housewife Caroline Manzo — the mama bear of the bunch — thinks it's all just talk.

"We tell it like it is. We are about family. We're about having fun ... You know, Sopranos was great and I guess that's what's going to sell the show. But I think you'll be pleasantly surprised when you see the group of us, that we're moms, we're sisters, we're daughters, we're friends, and it's just, you know, we're housewives for real. We're the real deal," said Manzo. If the preview is any inclination, they're also real tough cookies.

Friday, April 17, 2009

Aria The Natural Part 2 DVD Collection

Have you heard of Aria yet? If not then you're missing out on one of the most unique shows ever to come from Japan. I say that because Aria doesn't feature fan service, there are no giant robots, no evil doers out to take over the world, no heroes searching for glory, and no overarching plot churning away in the background. At its most basic Aria is a show about the every day life of a gondolier as she grows accustomed to the world around her. It's not exactly the most exciting series in the world, but it's certainly one of the most unique.
The thing that separates Aria apart from so many other shows is its attitude. This series is so laid back it's not even funny. When you watch an episode dedicated to learning how the mail is delivered, you'll understand what I mean. The focus of this anime is skewed to the every day life. The simple life takes up a big piece of the pie here and ultimately it's simply a relaxing adventure that is the anime equivalent to taking a nice long vacation.
We've already seen Aria: The Animation on DVD, but Rightstuf! finally got around to releasing the sequel season, The Natural. Separated into two boxed sets, this review looks at the second part which features 13 episodes that make up the remainder of the show.
Whether you're returning to the world of Aria, or are new to it, you should know that The Natural is a continuation of the original story. This new season is not a reboot of the franchise in any way like so many other anime shows tend to do. That means if you experienced the first season then the journey continues and there's a great deal of continuity in between.
Aria takes place well into the future where Mars has been covered with water via terraforming. The red planet becomes a vibrant blue one and it's a virtual water world, so much so that it has been renamed Aqua. With H20 being the name of the game here, it's no surprise that the series focuses on a city similar to Venice in a way known as Neo Venezia. Naturally with its beautiful, unique vistas Neo Venezia is a tourist trap for folks who don't live there. While Neo Venezians are used to the watery world, people from Manhome (Earth) are not. Even so, many flock to the planet for tours through the canals and working for the Aria Company, a prestigious tour group, is a sought after career. Aria follows the exploits of a girl from Manhome named Akari who desires nothing more than being an undine, or a female gondolier.
We've already watched the introductory part of The Natural and thankfully it proved to be every bit the worthy successor of the original season. Watching Aria constantly proves itself to be the anime equivalent of a vacation. You're checking out the locals, soaking in the beauty, getting to know your tour guide, and just kicking back to relax. Nothing of consequence really happened, but then again that's kind of the point of this series. It's a charming slice of life on an alien world, in the future, with cat-like creatures that operate a massive touring industry. What's so weird about that?
Akari's adventures with Aria Company continue as she keeps on training, meeting new people, and experiencing new things. In this block of episodes we explore more of the secondary characters through shared past experiences, Akari gets a new gondola, one of the characters gets a haircut, and Akari takes a ride on a fascinating cat train. The show even throws in some tidbits with a parallel world, but it certainly doesn't go off on some science fiction tear.
As was the case with the first boxed set for The Natural the second offers up some more simple slice of life anime. Virtually nothing happens here other than the characters living their lives. There are no big plots at work, no evil forces lurking beneath the surface, and hardly any conflict. This is the anime equivalent of a vacation and it's every bit as relaxing as that comparison would imply. With that being said the show can still be kind of boring at times and it's certainly not for everyone. If you know what you're getting yourself into then you'll absolutely fawn over this show and it's strongly recommend for those looking for something different and low key.

Down and Dirty with Jim Norton


The ShowJim Norton is a divisive comic, as he is incredibly filthy, drawing no lines between his personal life and on-stage persona. His act has no boundaries, rather it joyfully wallows in sex, perversion, a lack of political correctness and general offensiveness. While that may turn a lot of people off, that honesty and twisted worldview is part of why he's earned such a following (especially among listeners of the Opie & Anthony radio program, where he's become such a fixture he deserves to be mentioned on an even level with the two hosts.
The entertainment industry has begun to notice Norton, with appearances on Jay Leno's late-night series and recently a hosting gig on his own short-run stand-up series, "Down and Dirty." In this role, Norton opens with a short set that covers his usual topics, like things that annoy him, prostitution or having sex with fat girls; banters with Lemmy from Motorhead, and introduces the comics with quick segues. Why Lemmy is on the show is something of a mystery, as he doesn't seem to contribute much outside of the show's theme song, as he sits in a balcony with some sound equipment, waiting for someone to reference him (which Norton, and every other comic, does.) Norton seems perfect for the part, both being quite funny and good at emceeing.
The show features a handful of up-and-coming comics who fit with Norton's style, in some of the shortest sets ever. With some of these comics, it feels like they are introduced, come out to applause, grab the mic and say "Thanks for coming. Good night!" It's one of those mixed blessings, as you just want more from the really funny comics, and are thankful to see the lesser lights get off the stage, but three minutes of stand-up is hardly an appetizer. There's a fine mix of acts in these four episodes, and though there's a shared sense of humor among them, none of them are Norton clones. There's almost like a caste system, as you have a few unknowns, a couple of rising stars and some well-established second-stringers. Among the highlight acts are O & A regulars Jim Florentine and Jim Jeffries, two outstandingly candid stand-ups, and newcomers Anthony Jeselnik and Kevin Shea. Jeffries has one of the most charismatic, natural deliveries I've seen for such an energetic comic, while Jeselnik is incredibly dark, which goes against his Dane Cook looks...

A Day at the Beach


Code Red has released Roman Polanski's "lost masterpiece" (as it states on the DVD front cover), A Day at the Beach, the 1970 adaptation of Heere Heeresma's 1962 novel about a day in the life of a spiraling-down alcoholic (which in turn was remade as Een Dagje Naar Het Strand in 1984 by slain Dutch filmmaker Theo van Gogh). Written by Polanski and directed by first-time director Simon Hesera, A Day at the Beach was apparently never released in the U.S., and subsequently "lost" by Paramount (some kind of legal glitch?), and has had only sporadic film festival showings since 1970. Intended as Polanski's directorial follow-up to his previous Paramount smash-hit, Rosemary's Baby, Polanski withdrew from the project after the murder of his wife, Sharon Tate, and their baby (it's been written that the film was subsequently suppressed by the studio out of respect for Polanski). These notoriety factors, along with the promise of seeing a cameo by Peter Sellers during the nadir of his film career, have kept A Day at the Beach a cult title that many film fans have heard about, but very few have seen.

Set near an unnamed British seaport (although the film looks like it was filmed in Denmark), A Day at the Beach follows alcoholic, failed intellectual Bernie's (Mark Burns) day trip with his "niece," Winnie (Beatie Edney, already a gifted actress here). Arriving in a miserable, drizzling rain, Bernie isn't exactly welcomed by either Winnie's mother, Melissa (Fiona Lewis), nor her husband, Carl. At times both insulting and threatening, he obsequiously bums money off Carl, so he can take Winnie out in a proper fashion...which really means money he'll use to buy alcohol. A look of absolute dread crosses Melissa's face when she sees Bernie, but Winnie, who appears to be around six-years-old, is delighted to see her beloved uncle. But this show of affection - as with any sign of anything civilized coming from anyone Bernie encounters - is met with selfish cruelty. Winnie, who wears a leg brace due to some unnamed handicap, is asked by Bernie if she doesn't have any trousers "to hide those irons." Winnie dutifully trots back to change, but Bernie hurries her into her yellow rain slicker and they're off for the day.
And what a miserable, wet, cold day it turns out to be for them. Constantly raining, the two grab a train for the seaside (but not before Bernie is smacked around by loan shark Louis, played by Bertel Lauring) where Bernie spends the entire day boozing it up every chance he gets, insulting the various tradesmen he encounters while scamming alcohol off them, and ignoring Winnie to the point where we often fear for her safety. A chance meeting with a "friend," Nicholas (Maurice Roeves), a former poet and now teacher, leads to more drinking with Nicholas and his wife, Tonie (Joanna Dunham), who responds sexually to Bernie's insulting behavior, and more neglect for Winnie, who's locked in a car with Nicholas' and Tonie' small son. Fueled by self-pitying rage and alcohol, the night spins further out of control for Bernie, despite the totally inadequate reassurances by small child Winnie that everything will be alright...

Donkey Punch [Unrated]


Before I can go anywhere with this review: any unsuspecting viewers who don't know what a donkey punch is are advised to hit up Urban Dictionary immediately, and the faint of heart or sexually prudish should probably avoid the movie entirely. Anyone who does know has probably already heard of the movie; if there's anything to be said for the film, it's got a hell of an attention-grabbing title. But a title like Donkey Punch brings a handful of tonal expectations, and unfortunately the movie ignores all of them: it's not exploitative or grindhousey enough to be a brutal joyride, nor is it a horror-comedy, and all that leaves for the film to coast on are style (lots) and innovation (none).
The plot is vintage teen slasher: Tammi (Nichola Burley), Kim (Jaime Winstone) and Lisa (Sian Breckin) are vacationing in Spain, trying to help Tammi get over a broken relationship while having a bit of risque fun. At the very first bar, they meet Marcus (Jay Taylor), Josh (Julian Morris) and Bluey (Tom Burke), who suggest that the whole group return to their yacht for a few drinks. Like screenwriter clockwork, Tammi is reluctant, but the other girls talk her into it, and they quickly find themselves drinking, drugging, and getting intimate, until something terrible and unexpected occurs.
Anyone who's seen a slasher movie in the past twenty years will know that the nice girl is meant to be the hero while anyone who does anything R-rated gets the axe, and the big question is whether this tried and true template is meant to empower or exploit women. It's clear that the intense sexuality behind Donkey Punch is meant to bring another element to the debate, but the characterizations kill any chance at subtext. Tammi's nice-girl arc thuds loudly whenever co-writer/director Olly Blackburn or co-writer David Bloom try to hint at her reluctance, and Kim and Lisa are such unlikable, annoying people that you just don't care whether they live or die. Tammi has an equally ineffective counterpart in Sean (Robert Boulter), who is on the ship when the group arrives, whose presence as the Nice Guy to Tammi's Nice Girl thuds with hers in unison. Frankly, with these two characters and the plot I've already provided, I'd be surprised if you couldn't accurately determine what happens in the entire movie with a little bit of effort.
Much like Shuttle, another recent horror film I reviewed, Donkey Punch contains several bouts of idiocy from the characters that snaps my suspension of disbelief. In the same way that it seems ridiculous that several adult humans can't escape an airport shuttle, I have an equally hard time accepting that nobody tries to simply leap overboard and swim to the closest shore. Sure, they're pretty far out in the middle of nowhere (and I probably missed some sort of exposition about sharks or something), but if the alternative is death, it seems like there's nothing to lose. Poor decisions aren't limited to the heroines either, as Julian Morris's character beocmes increasingly less believable as the movie progresses. Tom Burke's Bluey is far more interesting: he doesn't seem to have as clearly defined a side in the movie's central conflict, and you feel like he could change loyalties at any moment.
Of course, I could have forgiven the movie's flaws if it was any fun, but it mostly isn't. I've already mentioned my dislike for the term "torture porn" in a review, but I can agree that the modern horror movie is less like the haunted-house rollercoasters of the 80's and is instead brutal and cold-blooded. Donkey Punch is no different, delivering reel after reel of depressing twists. As for that style, the movie certainly is slick, with a sun-drenched look that accurately accentuates the movie's indulgent fantasy concept. Horror fans will also appreciate that the movie is both bloody and revealing; moments involving a butterfly knife and a flare gun will satisfy the audience's craving for violence and Donkey Punch's unrated cut ctonains some of the most graphic nudity I can remember seeing in a modern movie.
All in all, I'm willing to accept that the movie is fairly well made, and anyone who doesn't mind the downer tone and the familiar genre tropes will probably enjoy Donkey Punch on a certain level, but I saw the poster (specifically, a UK poster with a bloody boat motor) and the title and I expected something else. I appreciate the value of a good, shocking title, but a little more of the outrageousness promised by a movie called Donkey Punch would have gone a long way in my book.

Red Victoria


The Movie:Red Victoria is an ultra-low budget horror comedy whose reach exceeds its grasp. The film has big ideas, and the film makers obviously enjoyed themselves making it. It fails more than it succeeds, but still represents a fairly impressive achievement considering the constraints under which it was made.
The story of Red Victoria is one that has a familiar ring to it. Our hero Jim, played by writer, director and producer Anthony Brownrigg, is a high minded screenwriter, interested only in "saying something" and high art. Unfortunately, he can't get any work and needs to make his house payment. His agent suggests that he write a horror script for some quick, easy cash. At first Jim is reluctant, but eventually succumbs, lowering himself into the gutter to pound out a horror script. Try as he might, he meets with no success, even going so far as to recruit the assistance of his horror fanatic acquaintance Carl (Edward Landers) for inspiration. It doesn't do any good. He is well and truly stuck.
Enter the eponymous Victoria, played by Arianne Martin, a dead woman who for reasons unknown and never explained (though they may involve quoting that Scottish play by Shakespeare) is sent back from the other side to be Jim's "editor", to help him understand the essence of true terror, and thus write a brilliant film. She also happens to kill people seemingly at random, apparently as part of Jim's education. Jim is understandably resistant to the senseless murder of his friends and associates, and the bulk of the film is made up of his scheming to either kill Victoria or somehow get out from her influence, all the while working on the script to placate her.
In the strictest sense, when viewed in comparison to the wide array of other films across genres, Red Victoria is not what can be categorically described as a good movie. It has good points. It is moderately humorous, and represents a unique twist on the old theme of writer's block and the misery that it wreaks. The performances are not terrible. On the initial viewing, the flaws outweigh the highlights, however. It is clear that the film was produced on a shoestring budget, which explains the sometimes hammy acting and numerous gaps in the logic of the story. Upon viewing the extra material on the disc, though, the true achievement of Brownrigg and company becomes apparent.
Red Victoria was made with literally no money. Brownrigg filmed at his own home and in locations which he could secure at no cost, using his own Panasonic DVX 100a camera. The actors were mostly acquaintances, and often manned the camera when a shot they were not in was being filmed. That is, when the camera was not simply placed on a coffee can or shelf. Arianne Martin even mentions (in the commentary) holding a boom mike steady with one hand off screen, while acting herself. The lights were all purchased at hardware stores. The score was done gratis. The film was edited on a Mac, and Brownrigg did all the digital effects himself. In scenes involving him alone, Brownrigg often just set up the camera and went to work, once even filming himself cleaning his own home for material.
This reviewer has watched hundreds of zero budget horror films, made by a group of friends over the course of a year and somehow getting a distribution deal. Red Victoria is to these lesser films as Lawrence of Arabia is to Ishtar. Judged merely in the context of no budget independents, Red Victoria is a towering achievement of subtlety and discernment. There are many flaws in the film. It could have been much more tightly written and done with some more intense direction of the performances. There are some issues with the sound and video quality. With its nonexistent budget, though, it looks and sounds about as good as is humanly possible. It is not a slap in the face to intelligent viewers, and employs actors who actually act for a living. That a film of this quality can be made with these limitations is astounding.
Because of its limitations, this reviewer cannot strongly recommend Red Victoria to a general audience. For the committed horror fan, or anyone at all interested in independent film production, it is a must see, particularly for the commentary and other extra material that provides scads of insight into the challenges and creative solutions available to the inventive film maker. Plus, Brownrigg and costars Landers and Martin are simply fun to listen to, coming across as funny and interesting people. If Anthony Brownrigg can make a film like this with no money, it will be interesting to see what he can do with an actual budget. This reviewer is anxious to find out.

Light at the Edge of the World


WADE DAVIS: You know the year that I was born, there were 6000 languages spoken on Earth...Language is a reflection of culture; it's a flash of the human spirit....and of the 6000 language, only half are taught to children.
Dr. Wade Davis is only 55 years old and the point he makes during the opening of "Light at the Edge of the World," is chilling. In a matter of years, half the spoken languages on Earth could be lost forever, and with those languages a wide variety of culture. "Light at the Edge of the World" is a four-part documentary series that examines four very different geographic locations and its inhabitants, who are at risk of fading into the history books. Hosted by Wade Davis (the man who decades prior researched the possible existence in Haiti that was turned into the semi-biographical, but highly fictionalizes horror film, "The Serpent and the Rainbow"), the viewer is treated to the beauty of these landscapes as well as the beauty of the cultures and people who call these places home.
The biggest asset "Light at the Edge of he World" has going for it, is Wade Davis. He is a likable narrator/host, and never talks above the audience. He speaks in a matter-of-fact fashion and his interest in the subject matter is genuine. I found all four, 45-minute episodes fascinating and informative. The locales are very unique ranging from the freezing climate of the Arctic to the serene beauty of oceanic Polynesia. Most importantly, the show, offers a glimpse into the lives of these cultures and raises the awareness of the impact their losses will have on humanity.
Each episode of the series is set up like a cross between a standard documentary and travel show. Davis integrates himself into the cultures he studies and brings the viewer along for the trip. There is no sensationalism in the series; the purpose is clear and simple: see how these people live their normal lives. The cultures appear to have been carefully chosen to represent a wide variety of daily life. In the Arctic, Davis travels with the Inuit, a society who hunts to survive. In Peru, the people are farmers, and in Polynesia, fishing is a huge part of life. Davis brings us along for a trip on a fishing boat as we learn, how despite using more modern vessels, the people still rely on amazing sea navigation skills passed down for generations.
The last culture Davis spends time with, Buddhist monks in Tibet is the most different of all the episodes. Davis spends time with the monks learning about their highly spiritual lives. Of all the episodes however, this may be the most clichéd, as Tibetan monks are arguably a more well known culture, especially following the 'Free Tibet' movement that gained a large Hollywood following. While the threat to this culture is well known, Davis includes short pieces on the threat these cultures face, ranging from suicide to the slow fading of tradition.
"Light at the Edge of the World" is a very satisfying set of programs and one I had never heard of until now. Anyone interested in other cultures or the world in general should give his a look. It's very accessible for all audiences and worth watching more than once if you find the people or topics fascinating as I did.

The Burrowers


"The Burrowers" promises amazing things just with its premise alone: a monster movie set loose inside the western genre. Perhaps not a novel concept, but it's a fresh perspective in an industry consumed with torture shenanigans and the constant remaking of mediocre Asian ghost stories. "Burrowers" is ripe for a rough and ready Midwestern gorefest throwdown, but that's not the film writer/director J.T. Petty wants to make. The filmmaker is pursuing a more measured, sympathetic take on demons that feast on the gelatinous innards of innocent victims, manufacturing a tediously wandering picture that craves substance while itching to entertain its absurd grindhouse sensibilities.
It's the 1870s, and within the expansive Dakota Territory young Coffey (Karl Geary) has hopes to marry his love. When the young girl and her entire family go missing, foul play at the hands of the local Native Americans is suspected, pushing Coffey to join up with a search party (including William Mapother, Clancy Brown, Doug Hutchinson, and Sean Patrick Thomas) looking to bring the clan home safely. Crossing the land on the hunt for clues, Coffey and the men come across a series of bodies buried in shallow graves; unresponsive, but still living witnesses to a mysterious threat. Learning a race of bloodthirsty creatures known as The Burrowers are on their trail, the gang finds themselves without much hope when the beasts attack, leaving victims in a state of slow paralysis before a buffet of organ munching begins.
It's apparent throughout much of "Burrowers" that Petty is a clear-thinking filmmaker trying to subvert genre expectations with his film. He's giving the core demographic what they want with monsters and carnage, but the director makes the audience work for their sinewy, goopy comfort food, trusting the western trappings might be able to sink in and surprise along the way. To stand outside of "Burrowers," it's easy to value the special effort made by Petty and his crew. Sitting through this glacial picture is an entirely different story, as both imposing sides of the screenplay fight for attention, leaving a muddled, middling final cut behind.
Petty puts major emphasis on characterization, hoping to build a squad of western archetypes (e.g. The Ex-Slave, The Outlaw, The Powermad Military Leader, and The Affable Prairie Detective) the audience can saddle up with, increasing the payoff reverberation when the third act comes around. Again, an effort to favor dramatics over crass stupidity is a wonderful thing, but Petty doesn't properly juggle the horror and gravitas, often mistaking dry oatmeal sequences of bonding as nuggets of suspense. "Burrowers" drags considerably when the monsters aren't around, leaving much of the film in the hands of the cast, who either turn on the Hormel (Hutchinson and the borderline incomprehensible Mapother) or play up reserve to a point of possible vocational disinterest (Brown).
A race of spider-legged meat-eaters who prefer a nice rotting meal of human flesh, the Burrowers are a fascinating creation, only held back by Petty's low budget. Close-ups of the creatures showcase some cool puppetry and needed strings of slime, but once these babies move, the CG takes over and it's not pretty. In fact, lousy visual effects routinely break the nail-biting spell Petty is hopeful to cast, injecting substandard technology into a picture that's more comfortable with the tranquility of the Earth, nature's splendor, and pioneer fundamentals.

Perkins' 14


It's hard to believe that the third annual After Dark Horrorfest movies are already being released by Lionsgate on DVD. The yearly collection of "8 Films To Die For" has become a perennial favorite, offering horror fans particularly visceral independent fright flicks (and admittedly some duds too) in a festival presentation. March 31, 2009 saw the most recent octet of films arrive in stores, and this time Lionsgate provides some rather nice art in the form of lenticular slipcovers.
Perkins' 14, directed by Craig Singer (who also helmed the first Horrorfest's retro slasher flick Dark Ride), has one of the more clever concepts of the Horrorfest collection. Its creepy story by Jeremy Donaldson can be almost evenly divided into two halves.
The first half deals with the Perkins of the title. Dwayne Hopper, a veteran police officer, is haunted by his son's abduction a decade ago - the 14th and final unsolved kidnapping in the quiet town of Stone Cove. Hopper's wife is cheating on him and his punk daughter is about to make "a big mistake" with the local guitar-playing loser. Things are about to go from bad to worse, however, for our morose hero as he encounters Ronald Perkins in a jail cell. Through some conversations, Hopper begins to suspect that Perkins is responsible for his son's kidnapping, and he turns to progressively illegal methods in order to wring the truth out of Perkins. And thus, the first half is a dialogue-heavy exercise in foreboding, a sort of low budget version of Silence of the Lambs.
Given the film's title, it's probably not spoiling anything to say that the second half of the film deals with the 14. Perkins has indeed hidden away the 14 children for the last decade, and after so much abuse, they're not quite . . . human . . . anymore. Hopper sets in motion a chain of events that unleashes these 14 onto the community of Stone Cove, and the movie then transforms into a kinetic explosion of bloody violence. The 14 are reminiscent of the fast-moving zombies in the latest Dawn of the Dead and the plague victims of 28 Days Later, and they're just as hungry as those monsters were. The resultant violence is filmed quite similarly - and effectively - to those two films.
While there are echoes of better films here, I still appreciated the originality of the premise - and the script handles it okay if rather unbelievably. The acting isn't bad either. Patrick O'Kane is well-cast as Hopper; his portrayal convincingly presents the character's darker traits while still preserving his humanity, which helps make the character a credible hero. Richard Brake is suitably creepy as the child-abducting Perkins.
However, the movie does have its faults. Two primary issues are the editing and the score. Several sequences of the movie, especially ones involving flashbacks, involve rapid edits that are too clever for their own good and disrupt the film's pace. The score, at times, is far too aggressive and / or abrasive, especially during the opening credits and the first extended sequence in Perkins' house.
Still, by the time the credits rolled, Perkins' 14 won me over despite its faults. It's entertaining enough for horror-goers to justify a mild recommendation.

Ashton Kutcher Defeats CNN to Be Twitter's First Millionaire; Is Oprah Next?


Ashton Kutcher beat CNN in the race to amass one million Twitter followers, but he may soon be eclipsed by Oprah Winfrey.The talk show hostess sent her first tweet during Friday's taping of her show — with the help of Kutcher and Twitter CEO Evan Williams — a day after starting her own account. She had accrued more than 70,000 followers — before she tweeted anything. (You can follow TVGuide.com on Twitter, too!)"HI TWITTERS . THANK YOU FOR A WARM WELCOME. FEELING REALLY 21st CENTURY," Winfrey first tweeted at 10:13 am/ET.She followed 10 minutes later with a request: "hi jimmy order a reuben for me."Kutcher, who tweeted that he's going to "stay live on twitter" during his Oprah interview, hosted a live-stream countdown to the historic micro-blogging moment he hit one million followers, which occurred at 2:13 am/ET Friday. "Victory is ours!!!!!!!!" he tweeted.The former That 70's Show star challenged CNN to the online brawl ("It's the web versus the world.") earlier this week when he noticed the two accounts had approximately the same amount of followers. Kutcher said he would donate 10,000 mosquito nets to stop the spread of Malaria if he won. Sure enough, he made good on his promise as he wrote a check to the Malaria No More fund over the live stream.

Drew Barrymore On Justin Long: "I Think It's Very Confusing"


Though Drew Barrymore and Justin Long have been seen together a lot since breaking up last July, Barrymore says their relationship is purely platonic.
"We're good friends and we're doing a film this summer and I think it's very confusing," Barrymore said during her appearance on Ellen on Friday to promote her new HBO film, Grey Gardens (premiering Saturday at 8 pm/ET). "We're dear friends. I guess people find it a little confusing. I totally understand. It seems like, 'What is the deal with them?', but we just adore each other."
Barrymore said her ex is a "great guy and he deserves the most happiness." But she said she's "just not ready" for a relationship.
"I've spent two years really with a very different life than I've had before," said Barrymore. "My priorities have changed. I directed a film. I did this drama [Grey Gardens]. It was something I've never done anything like, these two challenges, and I don't know how to maintain a relationship, to be honest, while I'm doing all of that."

Heidi Klum Pregnant with Fourth Child


Heidi Klum is pregnant with her fourth child, husband Seal announced.Sharing the happy news at his New York concert Thursday, the singer told fans: "[The] topic of debate outside our hotel is, 'Is Heidi having another baby?' Heidi and I are having another baby!"The bundle of joy is due in the fall and will join sister Leni, 4, and brothers Henry, 3, and Johan, 2. Leni is Klum's daughter with Italian businessman Flavio Briatore.Klum and the children were in the front row at the Radio City Music Hall show when Seal announced the news, Us Weekly reports.Klum's pregnancy comes on the heels of Project Runway's lawsuit settlement, which frees the show to air on Lifetime this summer. A casting call for Season 7 is also out. What's a season of Runway without Klum pregnant?

SpongeBob SquarePants: : TV Guide News


A chipper sea sponge and his nautical neighbors make waves in the deep-sea city of Bikini Bottom in this clever and playful kiddie cartoon aimed at preschoolers. SpongeBob's acquaintances include goofy starfish Patrick, cheerful squirrel Sandy Cheeks (who lives in an air bubble) and grouchy Squidward.


In the Season 2 opener, there are two major problems when Sam teams with her mom in a dance contest: Her mom's nemesis (Cybill Shepherd), who is also in the competition, has a partner who's a ringer (Mark Ballas from Dancing with the Stars). More important, whereas Sam was a very good hoofer before the coma, post-coma Sam can't remember how to dance.


The lovable yellow sponge is back for more adventures in Bikini Bottom, and this time he's brought family, including his mean cousin, Blackjack! Laugh as you watch SpongeBob fall in love with a patty, rid Sandy's treedome of fleas, take on Mermaidman and Barnacleboy and work in a French restaurant. The 7 hilarious episodes found on SpongeBob SquarePants: To Love a Patty were broadcast in July-September 2007. Bonus materials include the original animatic for "To Love a Patty," and a karaoke music video.


Prison Break: : TV Guide News




An engineer gets himself incarcerated to engineer the escape of his death-row brother, who was framed for killing the vice president's brother. While the setup requires a leap of faith, the drama is consistently taut as Michael Scofield succeeds, only to find himself and his fellow escapees on the lam in Season 2---and back in prison, this time in Panama, in Season 3, giving Michael another escape to engineer. In Season 4, Michael and crew were back in the U.S., chasing the nefarious Company.
Prison Break Is Back with a Huge Reveal and a Major Death Today's News: Our Take 4/16/2009 New
Prison Break continues this Friday, but only for a few weeks longer. Yes, after four seasons, it's time for Michael and Linc to finally catch their breath... or perhaps take a final one.What's coming up as the action resumes with a two-hour return (8 pm/ET, Fox)? For one thing, there's the matter of the brothers' big and seemingly bad mama (played by Kathleen Quinlan)."She plays a big part in the last few episodes," series cocreator Matt Olmstead shares. "A lot of secrets are revealed, and Michael and Lincoln are certainly shook in terms of who they are, where they came from. At a certain point, they're wondering if this is the truth or are they being divided and conquered, so to speak." The maternal meddling is followed by a mother of a twist. "We have a big surprise reveal," says Olmstead, barely able to contain his excitement. "I won't tell you who it is, but a returning character comes in late in the game, when the wheels are coming off, and he or she is either there to save the day or to hijack the whole thing for his or her own benefit."

Why Asian Directors Fail in Hollywood: Jackie Chan


As stated in my introductory post for Killer Imports, I wanted to write some posts other than reviews. This post addresses a topic that I’ve always wondered about. I was tempted to add the word “always” to the title of this article, because I can’t think of a single Asian director who has succeeded in Hollywood. When I say Asian, I should qualify that I mean directors who were not born on American soil. And when I say succeed, I mean in both critical and financial terms, and more often than not, these two ways of judging movies don’t go hand in hand. And of course, I’m generalizing. I admit I am also comparing their Hollywood films with the films they have made on their own soil.
In a sense, this article is probably being unfair. In some cases, these Asian directors are hired to recreate the movies that they have become famous for, or make movies in the style that they are famous for. And we all know that remakes or sequels are lesser products than the originals. Also it’s too easy to put the blame on the Hollywood system. Hollywood has managed to produce classic films despite the unfavorable light that is often placed on it. I suppose that this article could have even been generalized to foreign directors, but there are enough Asian directors who have “failed” to allow this narrow focus.
To broaden this analysis beyond my own opinions, I’ve tried to find interviews that would reveal why these directors think they have failed. As you might imagine, most directors would tend not to be so candidly critical especially if they had future aspirations of continuing to work in Hollywood.
So which directors will I be discussing? In no particular order, they are: Jackie Chan, Wong Kar-Wai, John Woo, the Pang brothers, Ryuhei Kitamura, Takashi Shimizu, Ringo Lam, Tsui Hark, and Kim Jee-Woon. We have one avant-garde director and a mixture of action and horror directors in this list. For this post, I’ll stick with Jackie Chan since I have quite a bit to discuss about him.
People don’t think of Jackie Chan as a director, but he’s directed 17 films so far according to IMDb. There are action scenes in Chan’s Police Story aka Police Force that have been duplicated in Hollywood films. There’s a scene involving Chan standing on a street and pointing a gun at a double-decker bus that is driving towards him. The bus makes an abrupt stop in front of Chan, causing the bad guys to come crashing through the bus windows and tumbling onto the pavement. Sylvester Stallone was inspired to use this in Tango and Cash. And there’s a scene involving two cars driving through sheds and ramshackle housing units on a hillside. Michael Bay does the same thing in Bad Boys 2.
And Chan has action-directed, that is, choreographed the fighting in many other of his films. Chan’s fame in America ignited with a contemporary film, Rumble in the Bronx, an Asian film made in Vancouver, Canada. The popularity of the film was attributed to the non-stop action, stunts, and Chan’s inventive use of props. To put its success in perspective, it made just over 32 million dollars, whereas Brett Ratner’s Rush Hour made just over 141 million.
There is a general consensus among Jackie Chan fans including his critics that his Chinese made films are better than his Hollywood made ones. I think Jackie Chan himself agrees with this consensus. Even though Chan has directed several movies on his home soil, he only gets hired as an actor in Hollywood. So why has Chan not attempted to direct a Hollywood film? I imagine that Hollywood union rules might prevent Chan from creating and performing more outlandish stunt sequences that his Chinese films are famous for.
I’m not sure if he has ever been offered a directorial job in Hollywood, but I doubt it based on the domestic box-office of the movies he has directed. This leads to a contradiction because the box-office doesn’t correspond with critical opinion. For example, The Legend of Drunken Master for which Jackie Chan was uncredited for directing was highly praised by critics including Roger Ebert, yet it only grossed just under 12 million dollars. And the widely panned The Tuxedo managed to gross just under 51 million. Maybe you can’t underestimate the drawing power of Jennifer Love Hewitt?
Perhaps there is a disparity between the general populace and film lovers when it comes to enjoying films from a different culture. Some film lovers have criticized Hollywood studios for tampering with foreign made films before releasing them in America. Film lovers can’t seem to acknowledge that Hollywood studios need to make the changes in order to appeal to the general populace.
I’ve noticed that corny humor scenes tend to get trimmed from American releases. Ever since I had seen Bruce Lee’s Return of the Dragon aka The Way of the Dragon in theatres back in the early ’70s, I had heard that the foreign version had a longer running time with more Bruce Lee scenes. Twenty years later, the foreign version became readily available here as a VCD, so I got to see what I was missing. Major disappointment! The Bruce Lee scenes were of him being like Charlie Chaplin’s tramp character. There was a scene with a naked woman, but it was rather gratuitous unless one thinks there wasn’t enough footage to establish that Bruce Lee’s character was a country bumpkin.
Tightening the narrative is the goal of re-editing foreign releases. I admit there is a certain charm to some of the human interaction in Asian films, but I can understand how the general populace would find these scenes boring. There’s an irony to this because here’s what Chan had to say about Rush Hour: “They like talking too much in America but in Asia they like to fight more in the films.”
Supposedly, the Chinese Triads, crime organizations, have insinuated themselves into the Chinese movie business. Over the years, Chan has managed to become a revered and respected figure in the movie industry, and he knows how to deal with the Triads. Because Chan’s films always make money in Hong Kong and China, I think Chan has total control and only really has to answer to himself. In a movie he directed called Dragon Lord, there’s a complex badminton game scene for which Chan supposedly shot 2,900 takes! I really wonder if this story is apocryphal. If it is true, I wonder how many days were spent on it.
His humbleness endears himself to movie crews. He is known to get involved in all aspects, even going so far as to take a broom in hand when a set needs sweeping. The slowness of a Hollywood set has always bothered him. Then again, I don’t think a Hollywood studio would allow any director to shoot 2,900 takes of a scene.
He has mentioned that one difference he has noticed is that Hollywood filmmakers like to intersperse plot scenes in between fight scenes. Hollywood filmmakers think Western audiences need the action to be paced. Chan prefers to keep the fight scenes going which he does in the movies he makes in Asia. Perhaps his fans appreciate the breathless action pace of his Chinese films.
Some fans have noticed that Hollywood filmmakers tend to shoot action scenes close-up with quick edits. This is an in vogue style that tends to use hand-held shots. Most of the appeal with Jackie Chan’s style has to do with the actual skills that he uses and that are best appreciated when the camera is stationary and pulled back from the action. Here’s what Chan had to say about the action in Rush Hour with an unintentional swipe at Chris Tucker: “I felt the style of action was too Americanized and I didn’t understand the American humor.”
And in his more diplomatic comments on his on-line diary for Rush Hour 3: “During lunch time, I had to edit with Brett and our editor, Don Zimmerman. The basic editing is done, but they just wanted to make sure I was happy. They especially wanted me to take a look at the action scenes, because they wanted my approval. I gave them some feedback. They don’t know all the editing tricks that I’ve learned through the years. There are so many that I use for filming. I’m glad they asked me for my contribution because there I have so much experience I can share. When I was done, I went back to the set.”
Chan’s The Medallion, directed by Gordon Chan, has a documented history of Hollywood interference. Gordon Chan who had directed Jet Li’s Fist of Legend has said that the resulting film is now the “cinematic equivalent of a Chinese-cooked hamburger”. But one wonders if the Columbia executives may have had legitimate reasons for sending a Hollywood “whiz-kid”, Doug Aarniokoski, over to Hong Kong to film new scenes. It must be said that Gordon Chan’s rough cut of the film supposedly did stray from the shooting script. And one can’t argue with the demand for a title change from its original title, “Highbinders”. According to rumors, Gordon Chan may not have gotten along with action director Sammo Hung. Maybe Doug Aarniokoski wasn’t the best choice to do re-shoots. His only notable full director stint is for Highlander: End Game. And even though his Second Unit Director / Assistant Director credits are somewhat extensive, there’s nothing really notable. The Crow: City of Angels?
Jackie Chan’s latest film playing now in Hong Kong is Shinjuku Incident about a Chinese immigrant who gets himself involved with the Yakuza. It’s directed by Tung-Shing Yee aka Derek Yee whose recent film Protégé obtained accolades in Hong Kong. Like Chan’s last couple of Asian made films, this film probably won’t get a North American theatrical release.
For some time now, Chan has stated that he would like to do more drama. With the realization that the stunt work isn’t getting any easier as he ages, this seems like a good idea. Unfortunately, I don’t think there is a market for a non-action Jackie Chan film. Occasionally, Asian films come up with interesting stories. Martin Scorsese’s remake of Infernal Affairs as The Departed immediately comes to mind. Someday, Jackie Chan may make a great action film with an interesting story, but it’s probably a sure bet that the film won’t be made in Hollywood.

Hyperbole, Academia, Date Rape and The Dark Knight: The Internet’s Response to Observe and Report


It seems as though everybody who’s anybody in the movie blog-o-sphere is talking about Jody Hill’s new ‘edgy’ comedy hit(?) Observe & Report. Hot off the heels of a successful first season of HBO’s Eastbound & Down, Hill and his crew of regulars (Danny McBride, Ben Best and Tim Orr (longtime cinematographer of David Gordon Green)) are now pushing their unlikeable, unredeemable characters into the mainstream and the results are definitely interesting. On one hand, the internet is abuzz with hyperbolic expressions of praise; reminding me of the debate surrounding The Dark Knight’s worth as a cinematic ‘classic’. On the other hand, some folks just aren’t laughing. Is that really surprising though?

Dragonball Evolution Review


Dragonball EvolutionDirected by: James Wong

Written by: Ben Ramsey

Starring: Justin Chatwin, Chow Yun-Fat, Emmy Rossum, Jamie Chung, James Marsters, Randall Duk Kim, Joon Park, Ernie Hudson


Asian culture has had a massive influence on North America over the past decade and a half, to the point where nearly every popular children’s animated series is now either being imported from Japan or created in the same art style, virtually every horror movie is required to have creepy children in it, and the majority of action movies made since The Matrix has tried to emulate the same slick martial arts choreography. Now the latest trend in Hollywood has producers trying to repackage some of the biggest Japanese animated series as live action films, and it seems only appropriate that Dragonball is one of the first to find its way to the big screen.
Based on the manga by Akira Toriyama, Dragonball mixes martial arts, Chinese mythology and science-fiction to create an addictive soap opera of epic proportions. While the show never became truly mainstream here in North America, it was certainly popular enough to receive a big budget feature film adaptation. The thing is, it probably should have happened a lot sooner, because Dragonball was at the height of its popularity back in the late ’90s. It also probably shouldn’t have come from a Hollywood studio because they clearly do not have a firm grasp on the source material. The end result is something that is only going to anger fans while completely baffling the uninitiated.
Justin Chatwin stars as Goku, a socially awkward high school student who is being trained as a martial artist by his grandfather (Randall Duk Kim) and told strange stories of aliens who tried to destroy the world 2000 years ago. On his 18th birthday, his grandfather gives him an ancient artifact known as a Dragonball and asks him to keep it safe. Little does he know that the evil Lord Piccolo, who was imprisoned 2000 years ago, has escaped and is now trying to recover all seven Dragonballs in order to grant him the wish of a magical dragon. When Goku returns home from a party one night he finds his house destroyed and his grandfather dying. He must seek the help of a Master Roshi (Chow Yun-Fat), and collect the Dragonballs using a tracking device invented by his new acquaintance Bulma (Emmy Rossum).
For the most part, Dragonball Evolution is a blur of stale CGI, terrible art design, and painful dialogue. More importantly, it has absolutely no relation to the Dragonball that I’m familiar with. The fact that they chose to give it the hip and meaningless subtitle “Evolution” (because, you know, it sounds cool) speaks volumes about this film.

Their first mistake was setting the movie in something resembling the real world. I guess they wanted to hook viewers with a universal high school story shaping Goku as a nerd who is picked on by bullies and has a crush on a girl who is out of his league. Unfortunately this has been done so many times before that it feels awfully cliched, and to make matters worse, Goku gets revenge on the bullies within the first ten or fifteen minutes, rendering his entire character arc obsolete. Justin Chatwin’s acting is so wooden that all of these early scenes are painful to watch, and he also has an arrogance about him that makes him completely unlikeable. They really needed to cast someone like Shia LaBeouf, Tobey Maguire or heck even Ralph Macchio if they had any hope of working that angle.
Fortunately, high school is left behind pretty quickly… unfortunately, the movie goes on to become an incoherent mess. I’ll be the first to admit that Dragonball is a pretty silly concept on paper, but it certainly deserved better treatment than this. Even with a nonsensical plot, they still could have maintained the spirit of Dragonball if they had captured the long build-ups and the grand scale of the fights. Instead we are lead from one random CG backdrop to another, stopping for a quick, uninspired fight at each step of the way.
If only the movie could have offered up a few decent action sequences, all may have been forgiven. Director James Wong previously did the 2001 Matrix knockoff The One starring Jet Li, but the action in Dragonball Evolution doesn’t even measure up to that. All of the fights are either short choreographed sequences of punches and kicks delivered by actors who are simply going through the motions, or uninteresting gun fights. The fact that the movie is rated PG (not even PG-13!) tells you just how tame the action really is.
As for the final battle, which should have been absolutely epic, it ends up being mired in a cloud of lazy digital effects. It was initially believed that the budget for the movie was $100 million, but recent reports put it closer to the $45 million range, a figure that doesn’t really surprise me. Everything looks and feels cheap, from Piccolo’s ridiculous green make-up to the sparse sets and digital environments. It’s too bad that Stephen Chow couldn’t contribute more in his producer role, since his own movie Kung Fu Hustle is one of the few things that made me think Dragonball could actually work as a live action flick.
In the end, it comes as no surprise that Dragonball Evolution is a terrible movie. It seems like Fox has been trying to hide it from the public for so long now, and the lack of marketing only proves that they had no confidence in it whatsoever. The foreign market is probably what they are most interested in, since they released it overseas a full month earlier than North America. However, this movie is so ill-conceived and so far removed from the source material that I can’t see anyone being satisfied, least of all the original audience for the manga and anime. It’s absolutely dreadful...

Observe and Report Review


There’s a point about halfway through Jody Hill’s Observe and Report where Ben Best hides in a closet in order to watch Seth Rogen’s character receive some bad news. When he doesn’t get the reaction he was expecting, he simply bails saying, “I thought this was going to be funny, but it turns out it’s just sad.” It struck me at that moment how this could very well summarize someone’s reaction to the entire film. Whether or not it was an intentional jab at the audience remains to be seen, but in a movie that flashes the middle finger at just about everything in sight, it’s not hard to think twice about a lot of the things presented on screen.
As a comedy, Observe and Report delivers plenty of funny moments, but at times it is almost challenging the viewer to laugh by pushing them outside their comfort zone. This should come as no surprise if you’ve seen Jody Hill’s previous film The Foot Fist Way or his HBO series Eastbound & Down, both of which make light of mean and abusive behaviour from their ignorant protagonists. Still, somehow he always manages to make us empathize with these heavily flawed characters, and this film is no different. Whether or not the movie is ultimately funny or sad is kind of left to you to decide. One thing’s for sure: this is one of the darkest and edgiest studio comedies ever to be released in theatres.
Seth Rogen stars as Ronnie Barnhardt, a power-tripping mall security guard who takes his job very seriously. When local police are called to investigate reports of a pervert flashing female patrons in the parking lot, Ronnie sees his chance to prove himself to Detective Harrison (Ray Liotta) and maybe even join the police force. At the same time, he takes the opportunity to endear himself to Brandi (Anna Faris), who works in cosmetics at one of the mall’s department stores. Before long we learn that Ronnie is not the most stable person in the world, and when events don’t play out entirely to his benefit, his emotional issues start to get the best of him.
There has already been plenty of debate over whether a line has been crossed with Observe and Report, and the fact that critics are so divided over this movie tells you that it’s definitely doing something right. Yes, there is a scene where Ronnie has sex with Brandi while she is passed out drunk, but the way it plays out certainly makes it seem unintentional, if not consensual. Still, this is a good example of the kind of humour you can expect in Observe & Report: it’s borderline offensive, and it’s not for everyone.
Sometimes Jody Hill’s need to push the boundaries feels a little desperate, such as the extended argument between Seth Rogen and Aziz Ansari where they are swearing at each other for so long that any humour or shock value has long since been drained from the scene. Other times, the movie walks the line between funny and pathetic so closely that it fails to register as either. The moments between Ronnie and his alcoholic mother (Celia Weston) are among the most difficult to process. These interactions are what humanize Ronnie, but at the same time, they’re also played for some cheap laughs which is a little off-putting.
Danny McBride fans may well wonder why he didn’t end up scoring the lead in this film (although they will still be happy to see him make a brief, but hilarious appearance as a drug dealer) and I do think that the movie might have actually been funnier with him playing Ronnie Barnhardt. That said, Rogen makes for a much more sympathetic protagonist, and raises the bar by turning in his strongest acting performance to date. Although there is a decent supporting cast, they all take a backseat to Rogen. Anna Faris just plays her usual ditzy blonde, while Michael Peña takes on his first major comedic role and doesn’t really add much to the equation. The inclusion of some relative unknowns does make the mall feel that much more real, however.
What I was most surprised about was the fact that the film’s conclusion, which Hill reportedly had to fight to keep intact, seemed inappropriately upbeat. Granted, the meltdown that comes before it is pretty brutal, and Ronnie’s methods are equally as unforgiving. I have to admit that I still bought into the fantasy of it all, and thoroughly enjoyed it even though it did qualify as a bit of a cop out. This, to me, was where the movie made a clear choice that it was going to be a comedy, and I was pretty much okay with that decision.
Observe and Report is not a perfect film, but it does aspire to be something more than a goofy comedy, something that is worthy of your time and money, assuming you think you can stomach it. While there weren’t as many laughs as I had hoped for, it does present a searing portrait of a tortured soul that, believe it or not, has a lot of things to say about our world. Call it therapeutic if you will, but with Jody Hill’s direction and the cinematography of frequent David Gordon Green DP Tim Orr, I can certainly see why loose comparisons to Scorsese’s Taxi Driver have been made. Not only should Jody Hill and Seth Rogen be commended for taking a risk with this movie, so should Warner Brothers for allowing it to happen. My advice: go see this movie right now because it might be a long time before you see something like it on the big screen again.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Raphael Saadiq: The Way I See It


Some might say the quality of music is on the decline. If you look at the current top ten songs on the U.S. billboard charts, you can see why this is said. Many of the songs, without naming them, are superficial, filled with electronically produced rhythms, computer altered voices, and repetitive themes. Increasingly, however, there’s a resurgence of music produced that strays away from the generic tunes heard on the radio today and tries to recapture what music sounded like in the past. Among the artists who have done this are Alice Smith, Leigh Jones, Fiona Apple, Christina Aguilera, Solange Knowles, Amy Winehouse, and recently Raphael Saadiq (former member of the R&B group known as Tony! Toni! Toné!). On his latest album, ‘The Way I See It,’ Raphael tries to capture the sounds of 60's and 70's soul and R&B, drawing inspiration from The Temptations, Al Green, Gladys Knight & The Pips, and The Four Tops, among others. The first track starts off with “Sure Hope You Mean It,” which has Raphael singing about a woman whom he hopes is true to her word when she says she loves him. As soon as the song starts, you can’t help but tap your fingers against the nearest surface and bob your head to the infectious rhythm and beat. The song stays true to its roots, which gives the impression that perhaps you’re listening to a recording done forty years ago. The album continues in the same style and momentum for several tracks with “100 Yard Dash”, “Keep Marchin”, and “Big Easy”, a deceptively up-tempo song that deals with the tragedy of Hurricane Katrina. Listening to these tracks will genuinely make you want to swing and shift your hips, evoking images (and perhaps memories) of people in afros and jerri curls, dressing fashionably in silk clothing, doing the same in fun abandon. Whether intentional or not, ‘The Way I See It’ brings out a deep sense of nostalgia. “Calling” is the first of two ballads in ‘The Way I See It,’ a song that has Raphael pleading for his lady-love to pick up the phone. Saadiq’s voice shines on this track, sounding earnest and passionate without overdoing it. Interestingly, the song has elements of Spanish, which makes the track stand out and grab the listener’s attention. What truly makes ‘The Way I See It’ remarkable is that almost every track (with the exception of the 12th one which is a Sam Cooke cover) is original, created from the ground-up. This is quite an achievement that should not be overlooked. In addition, the album never sounds repetitive - although many of the songs deal with love, Raphael explores the different aspects of it, creating catchy hooks in the process such as on the track “Staying In Love.” Sings Saadiq: “Falling in love can be easy/ Staying in love is too tricky.” Only one minor flaw can be found in Raphael’s album and that is perhaps on the last track, which is a remix. The song features Jay-Z rapping, which makes the track seem a bit out of place in a Motown-sounding album. Raphael probably stands on the overlooked side of the recording industry, most likely because he does not give in to what’s popular in mainstream music today. ‘The Way I See It’ is no doubt this year’s masterpiece of the R&B music genre and can be seen as a true test for what people really want to hear. Would this album be dismissed or recognized for it’s achievement in capturing the essence of Motown? It would be interesting to see what answer time will give us.

Karina Pasian: First Love


Move over Ciara and Rihanna because theirs a 90’s baby on the music scene and her sound is infectious. Her name is Karina Pasian and Def Jam records have definitely scored music cool points when they signed her. While Karina is already being compared to the likes of Alicia Keys and Mariah Carey, no offense but if you listen to her debut album entitled “First Love” you will find that Karina is in a class of her own. This seventeen year old is socially, and musically conscious. I don’t remember the last twenty-five year old taking on such a huge task in their debut album let alone a seventeen year old. When most people are still being potty trained at the age of three. Karina was singing and playing piano. On Karina’s MySpace page she describes the first time she sang in front of an audience. “I sang Celine Dion’s “My Heart will go on” at a talent show. I was kind of nervous, but the audience loved it.” Well Karina I have news for you, your audience has grown tremendously and we love it. It’s funny that a seventeen year old would open an album with a track entitled “90’s Baby” because when you listen to Karina, that’s exactly where her music takes you; back to the juggernaut of the 90’s music scene. With the second track Karina takes a stand and puts young boys in check with “Baby Baby.” One line in the track say’s she’s “not another toy in your toy box, and your eyes don’t make me fine.” “Can’t find the Words” talks about trying to communicate with someone you’re in love with and it’s hard to say what‘s on her mind, and to find the right words is going to take sometime. Karina is a soulful songstress and she proves it in her “16 At War” track. This song makes a statement and pose’s a question for inner city communities. She takes on all the stress, pressure, and responsibility that a teenager has to go through growing up in the ghetto and somehow puts in perspective. The first verse opens up with theirs no daddies where she’s from just mad mothers. And why is she disrespected by someone who she should call brother. This song is very reminiscent of the soulful socially conscious Marvin Gaye. I think Karina set out on a daunting task to make people aware of what’s going on around them and not just to sell records. I find it is commendable that a seventeen year old has picked up the civil rights torch and has carried it over the generation finish line. With her passion for music, Karina has simply took her “First Love” and instantly made a name for herself. This album is a must have for every generation and every fan of music.

Ne-Yo: Year of The Gentleman




On his third studio album, ‘Year of The Gentleman,’ Ne-Yo takes a different approach to his music. Says Ne-Yo, on his Myspace page, “As a songwriter as well as a singer, I think it’s important to cast my words wide. In other words, I am not trying to contain myself in some little box marked urban. I have traveled the world, and I want to bring that across in my material. Forget about urban, pop, or whatever, ‘Year of The Gentleman’ is a worldly album.” Although Ne-Yo certainly explores new territory on his new album, it isn’t exactly worldly. In fact, the album still has strong elements of R&B, but what makes it different from his previous work is the techno-house sound added to it. “Closer,” the first single off ‘Year of The Gentleman’ and the first track, is a perfect example of this. The song has an up-tempo rhythm intended to make the listener dance, heavily making use of various electronic sounds. “Nobody,” the second track, sounds similar, but comes off much smoother than “Closer.” Sings Ne-Yo, sounding reminiscent of Michael Jackson, “She hit the floor and make the club ignite/She’s like a sexy little fire/She keep em’ begging for more, if you play it right/she’ll fulfill your every desire.” As a songwriter, Ne-Yo is just as good as when he writes for other music artists, however sometimes when he sings you can’t help but wonder what the song would sound like if someone else was to sing it (call it an occupational hazard). Ne-Yo stated that he has traveled throughout Europe, visiting clubs and getting the feel of the music. Europe is big on techno-house and it’s clear Ne-Yo is drawing influence from that, but ‘Year of The Gentleman’ strays off course a bit in a number of tracks, taking him back on the R&B side of things. “Single” and “Mad” are examples of this, however the songs lack the tenderness found in Ne-Yo’s previous R&B songs. In addition, the lyrics aren’t as captivating, coming off a bit generic. Tracks such as “Why Does She Stay,” a heartfelt song that has Ne-Yo singing about not being the man he’s suppose to be to his lover, and “Fade Into The Background,” an intriguing song that places Ne-Yo as a guest in his ex’s wedding, helps the listener remember why Ne-Yo has become so popular today as a singer/songwriter. Although ‘Year of The Gentleman’ stands out from Ne-Yo’s previous albums, it isn’t exactly a leap forward or a departure. The album almost seems as if Ne-Yo is testing the waters, tentatively exploring whether straying away from his traditional sound and style is a good move or not. When it comes right down to it, ‘Year of The Gentleman’ may be a must-buy for fans of Ne-Yo, but for newcomers, it may not resonate with them.

Colby O’Donis: Colby O


Colby O’Donis, although only 19, has a resume equivalent to a veteran in the music industry. Reportedly singing before learning how to talk, at the age of eight his parents, both of Puerto Rican descent, relocated from Queens, New York to Orlando, Florida to focus more on his music career. Quickly he learned how to play the guitar and at age nine he was already working with production and song writing teams, most notably Full Force, a production team that has worked with James Brown, Patti Labelle, Britney Spears, Lisa Lisa, Cult Jam and many others. His most notable work during this period was having a song entitled “Mouse in The House” included in the ‘Stuart Little’ soundtrack and working with Michael Jackson. Now Colby is signed to Konvict Muzik (Akon’s record label) and has an album of his own, entitled ‘Colby O.’ Despite Colby O’Donis’ impressive amount of experience, his debut album doesn’t reflect that same realism. The album starts off with “What You Got,” perhaps the best track, which has received pretty good air play in the U.S. The song is quite catchy with an up-tempo beat and Colby’s voice goes along well with the tune. The second track, “Sophisticated Bad Girl,” doesn’t do much for the listener. The lyrics are jarringly repetitive and the beat unexciting, forcing one to skip to another track. However much of Colby’s album sounds this way. There isn’t much variety between each track, challenging the listener’s motivation to continue listening to the album. It almost seems as if Akon (whose influence on the album’s creation is prevalent) and Colby where in over their heads when they created ‘Colby O;’ unsure how to tap into Colby’s potential. What makes this even more apparent is Colby’s vocal abilities. Colby sounds the same in nearly every track, very rarely, if ever, is his vocal abilities challenged. It is quite obvious that Colby, with his boyish good looks and taste for the latest clothing in fashion, is hoping to cash in from the teenage female market. No doubt he will, but with an album as uninspiring as ‘Colby O,’ for how long? Even crushes tend to die down, and unless Colby doesn’t put in a greater effort, he’ll know what it feels like to watch his fans swoon over another artist.

Jazmine Sullivan: Fearless


When ‘Fearless’ begins, the first thing you’ll notice about Jazmine Sullivan is her voice. It’s smooth and husky, bringing to mind the image of velvet passing along your skin. What makes her sound even more alluring is the amount of conviction she fills her words with. Each line she belts out is strong and passionate, pulling the listener close until every emotion Jazmine conveys is felt and experienced. It takes some music artists their whole careers to reach this level of depth and at only twenty-one years old, Jazmine is already nearly there. It’s quite ironic, then, that Jazmine used to be teased because of her voice. Growing up in North Philadelphia, Jazmine lived inside Strawberry Mansion because of her father’s position as a curator. Says the singer, “I did not want to be different, but everything about me was. I lived in a mansion in the ghetto, and I was self-conscious about my voice.” During much of her younger years, Jazmine sung at her local church, even being offered a recording contract to sing gospel music, but she turned it down; not ready yet to take such a major step. Eventually she decided she wanted to explore genres of music other than gospel, so her mother began making her listen to classics such as Aretha Franklin, Stevie Wonder, and Donny Hathaway. “This was during the age of hip-hop,” says Sullivan, “so I wasn’t into it at first, but I soon began to appreciate it.” Listening to ‘Fearless’, it is clear that Jazmine was heavily influenced by her exposure to various music. “Bust Your Windows,” the first track off her album, is an example of that. With an orchestral sound, Jazmine sings about trashing her lover’s car windows after discovering him with another woman. “I bust the windows out ya car/ You should feel lucky that’s all I did,” she croons on the track. On “Lions, Tigers, & Bears,” one of the album’s stand out tracks, Jazmine sings about being unafraid of everything except loving another. The beat compliments Jazmine’s voice quite well, the trumpet, piano, and violins give the song a magical quality, reminiscent of Dorothy in ‘The Wizard of Oz’, where part of the hook is taken from. Throughout the album, Sullivan makes sure the listener understands that she’s not to be messed with. “I wish I never saw your punk a**,” she sings on “Live a Lie,” a song that has Jazmine singing about making the mistake of spending the night with a lover. Or in “Call Me Guilty,” when she says, fed up with her abusive relationship, “I’m sitting contemplating/Is it worth it?/ Should I take it?/ Take that shot and change my life/ Get that glock and take his life.” It’s lyrics like these that makes one wonder if she’s this badass in real life, but on tracks such as “Fear” and “Need U Bad,” Jazmine exposes her softer side, reassuring the listener that she’s not as tough as she seems. The only flaw that may be found on ‘Fearless’ is the third track, “My Foolish Heart,” which can sound repetitive after a while. Other than that, the album is a strong debut. With her voice, talent, and taste for music, Jazmine is already marking her territory and showing that she’s a force to be reckoned with.

Jamie Foxx Apologizes To Miley Cyrus


Jamie Foxx, who gave Miley Cyrus the business on his Sirius radio show over the weekend, has apologized to the 16-year-old.
On his Foxxhole show Sunday, Foxx - cracked that Cyrus, 16, needs “to get a gum transplant … make a sex tape … do some heroin.”…etc
“I so apologize … and this is sincere,” he said, after taking a few deep breaths, on Tuesday’s Tonight Show With Jay Leno. “I am a comedian, and you guys know that whatever I say, I don’t mean any of it.”
The audience laughed, but Foxx continued, “And sometimes, as comedians, as we do, we go a little bit too far.”
Maybe we all need to be comedians..so we can say the sh*t we mean and get away with it!!!

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Mommywood (Hardcover)

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Actress Tori Spelling follows up her bestselling STORI TELLING with another revealing and entertaining look at her life in the spotlight. In MOMMYWOOD, Spelling describes her adventures rearing her two small children in the Hollywood Hills. Spelling's stories are engaging and fascinating, as she gives us a peek at what it's like to live among the stars.
The author of the "New York Times"-bestselling memoir "sTORI Telling" shows readers that she has much more to say--and stories to share--in her latest work that chronicles her adventures as the mother of two small children. full-color photographs.

Hungry Girl: 200 Under 200:: 200 Recipes Under 200 Calories (Paperback)


Hungry Girl mania is sweeping the nation The New York Times bestselling phenomenon delivers even more yum-tastic recipes An easy-to-use cookbook containing 200 Hungry Girl recipes all under 200 calories. Recipes include:

* H-O-T Hot Boneless Buffalo Wings

*Sassy Southwestern Roll-Ups

*Cheesy-Good Cornbread Muffins

* Holy Moly Guacamole

* HG's So Low Mein w/Chicken

* Cheeseburger Lettuce Cups

* Chocolate Chip Cookie Crisp Puddin' Shake

* Swirls Gone Wild Cheesecake Brownies

* Personal Pretzel-Bottomed Ice Cream Pie And many more Told with Lisa's signature wit and sassy style, these recipes are as fun to read as they are to make

The Reader (DVD)


Guilt is what drives "The Reader" to unsettling highs and low of conduct. It's the essence behind Stephen Daldry's latest film, his first since 2002's "The Hours," and a picture that isn't easy to deconstruct at first glance. Daldry works the senses and emotions to build a striking sexually charged drama, taking specific interest in the interior of the characters and what compels them to swallow the anguish they obviously desire to expel.
In 1958, 15-year-old Michael (David Kross) is comforted by stranger Hanna (Kate Winslet) when he falls ill in the street. Months later, when returning to Hanna to thank her for her kindness, Michael finds himself attracted to the distant, older woman, and the two begin an affair defined by its passion and Hanna's insistence that Michael read stories of all genres to her before lovemaking. When the relationship ends abruptly, Michael goes off to law school, finding himself eight years later at a Nazi war crimes trial where Hanna is one of the defendants. Racked with guilt, yet paralyzed to interfere, Michael's life is again consumed by Hanna, extending into an adulthood (now played by Ralph Fiennes) marked by relentless regret and shame.
Adapted from the novel by Bernhard Schlink, "Reader" sticks close to its literary roots, as Daldry shows patience with his actors and the source material to best extract the precise measured waves of discontent out of the screenplay. "Reader" is methodical, often at the expense of its own pace, but it's the rare film to get under the skin and explore unsettling themes of accountability and illicit desire, sneaking up on emotions instead of pouring on melodrama by the gallon.
Credit for the restraint lies with Daldry, who avoids most of the traditional button-pushing maneuvering this type of awards-baiting drama typically receives. It's a harshly observational directorial job, following Michael as his life is distorted by Hanna's inadvertent psychological invasion, showing the boy introduced to sex and disillusionment during his time with the aloof woman. For the first act, "Reader" is an especially provocative picture, rarely dodging the sexuality that binds the characters together. The effort opens sensuality and vulnerability to the feature in a blunt manner that's difficult to watch, yet impossible to ignore. Winslet and Kross commit wholeheartedly to their roles, which require substantial nudity and piercing communication of self without the crutch of words. It's sharp work from the actors, who play into Daldry's slow-burn design of lustful sorrow magnificently.
The film's second act takes matters to the courtroom, and while remaining emotionally and historically charged, the intimacy evaporates while matters of darkness roll into view. Hanna's trial and Michael's gut-wrenching war of ethics assume center stage, yet the entire movement of this act is hinged on a mammoth personal revelation easily telegraphed by the audience in the first few moments of the film. "Reader" recovers nicely in the final movement, where an adult Michael (played with rich streams of remorse by Fiennes) seizes an opportunity to reconnect with Hanna, though he remains an offering from a distance. Daldry mines a strong response here from David Hare's screenplay, finding unique communication habits and glimmers of optimism within miles of depression.
"The Reader" is a strong piece of drama that doesn't pander. It exists in a bubble of misery, though a handsome one with eye-catching locations and moody cinematography to accentuate the trauma. The hypnotic effect may break off now and then, but there remains an unsettling depiction of mournful obsession left behind that satisfies the soul.

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